Who Shot Me?
Author: Orrymain
Category: Slash, Humor, H/C, Missing Scene/Epilogue, Romance,
Established Relationship
Pairing: Jack/Daniel ... and it's all J/D
Rating: PG-13
Season: 8 - March 15-22, 2005
Spoilers: Lockdown
Size: 27kb, short story
Written: July 23,25, November 9,11-14,18,27, 2004 Revised
for consistency: March 16, 2007
Summary: After Jack shoots Daniel, the archaeologist doesn't get
mad; he gets even!
Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers -- not mine, wish they were,
especially Daniel, and Jack, too, but they aren't. A gal can
dream though!
Notes:
1) Sometimes, Jack and Daniel speak almost telepathically. Their
“silent” words to each other are indicated by asterisks instead of
quotes, such as **Jack, we can't.**
2) Silent, unspoken thoughts by various characters are indicated with ~
in front and behind them, such as ~Where am I?~
3) Thanks to my betas who always make my fics better: Claudia,
QuinGem, Pepi, Alison, StarShadow, Linda, Drdjlover!
Who Shot Me?
by Orrymain
Jack stared at his unconscious soulmate, his mind full of guilt, and
his heart aching.
~I didn't have a choice, Love. Teal'c would have killed
you. I had to shoot. I had to.~
//Flashback//
From the control room, Jack prepared to use the microphone to call out
to his lover. Daniel was scheduled to go off-world with SG-11,
only there was a problem. Something crazy was happening at the
SGC, and Jack suspected his lover was now an unwitting part of it.
The event horizon shimmering, SG-11 began to walk up the ramp when
suddenly the Stargate shut down.
“Daniel!” Jack called out.
Hearing his name, Daniel turned and looked up at the general.
“Report back to the infirmary,” Jack ordered.
Without warning, Daniel grabbed a member of SG-11 from behind and
pulled out his Beretta, aiming it at the man. In a flash, the
SF’s guarding the gate room drew their weapons, aiming their guns at
the archaeologist.
Daniel held the gun to the airman's ribs and ordered, “Open the Gate!
Do it, now!”
Jack's heart was in this throat. His personnel were ready to kill
his husband, and his husband was acting like a stranger, seemingly
ready to kill an innocent man.
**Danny, what in Netu are you doing?**
Getting no response, Jack's anxiety rose. The situation was
escalating by the second. He grabbed a pistol from an Airman in
the control room and moved swiftly to the gate room, but gunfire had
already begun. An SF had taken aim at Daniel, and Daniel had
fired, wounding him. He turned and shot a second
serviceman. Jack rounded the corner at that point and saw what
was happening.
**Daniel, stop! They'll kill you!**
Daniel maneuvered his hostage down the ramp, but when they reached the
bottom, Teal'c blasted them with his zat gun. The two collapsed
onto the floor. Somehow, though struggling, Daniel was able to
get up onto his knees. His Beretta lay temptingly on the floor in
front of him.
“DANIEL!” Jack shouted, aiming his gun at his spouse, and at the same
time seeing Teal'c still pointing the zat gun at Daniel. **Two
zat blasts kills, Daniel. DANIEL!**
Apparently hearing none of his lover's silent communications, Daniel
grabbed his Beretta and pointed it towards Jack, who immediately fired,
wounding the archaeologist in the shoulder. The young man fell to
the floor, unable to move.
//End of Flashback//
~You didn't listen. I don't understand, Danny. Why?~
Jack stood. He was a general now; he had obligations, which meant
he had to leave; he couldn't do his usual bedside vigil. ~It's
times like this that I really hate being a general. Blast Janet
for being on vacation now, too. It's not that I don't trust
Brightman, the Doc would go the extra mile. I love you,
Danny. Don't worry, we'll figure out whatever this is. I'll
be back.~
====
The next day, Daniel sat up on the side of his bed in an isolation
room. He'd awoken a few minutes earlier, completely confused as
to what he was doing in the infirmary.
“Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on?” Daniel asked
as Doctor Brightman and SG-1, including Jack, entered the room.
“You're recovering from a gunshot wound,” Brightman answered.
“What?”
The others were surprised at the shock in Daniel's tone.
“You have no recollection of the incident?” Teal'c asked.
Daniel was frustrated as he answered, “No!” More insistently, he
asked, “Who shot me?”
“Don't ... change the subject. What do you remember?” Jack asked,
pointlessly trying to conceal the truth.
“Uh, I went to see Colonel Vaselov, and right in the middle of our
conversation he collapsed, and I went to help him and, ... that's it.”
Sam asked, “You don't remember accompanying him to the infirmary?”
“No!” Daniel answered again. ~This is weird. Something's
off; they're avoiding my question.~ Suspiciously, he asked again,
“Who shot me?”
Sam glanced towards Jack. Teal'c, too, gave a slight nod towards
the brigadier general. Jack looked back and forth at his
teammates, and then at Daniel.
**YOU SHOT ME!** Daniel shouted via the lover's special non-verbal
communication. He took a deep breath upon realizing it was Jack
who had wounded him. He looked incredulously at his lover.
~Jack shot me!~
Defensively, the older man rationalized, “You were shooting up the gate
room.” **You would have shot me, if the situation were reversed.**
Sam tried to help her CO out by saying, “You wounded two guards.
We think we may be dealing with a foothold situation, specifically an
alien entity capable of taking over human hosts, not unlike the
Goa'uld, and it seems to be able to travel from person to person.”
As they talked, Daniel realized that Anubis had been controlling him
and that the half-human, half-Ascended being was still on the base,
going from body to body as he sought passage through the Stargate and
freedom from the Tau'ri world.
====
No longer confined to the infirmary, Daniel tapped on the doorframe of
Jack's office and asked, “Mind if I come in?” ~Better say 'no'!~
“You're not supposed to be walking around,” Jack responded.
~Geez, I feel so guilty.~
With a bit of attitude, Daniel replied, “It's my *arm*,” as he sat down.
“You were *shot*.”
Daniel smirked, “I know; you shot me.” ~And, don't worry, revenge
is mine, sayeth ... me!~
“Not the point,” Jack refuted, wishing Daniel would forget that
not-so-little fact. ~He's up to something.~
Daniel proceeded to discuss the situation they were faced with, namely
that Anubis was still on the base, going from body to body.
Jack agreed that there was little they could do since they couldn't
catch or kill him, but knew his lover had an idea.
~It's in his very adorable blue eyes,~ the older man thought. Out
loud, he prompted, “So ...?”
“We let the Ancients deal with him.”
Skeptically, Jack replied, “Yes, because they've *always* been so
helpful.”
“If he uses his powers as an Ascended being, he's breaking the
rules. They *will* take action,” Daniel said, wincing, saying
“Ow,” and clutching his shoulder. He could see Jack cringe at his
'pain'. ~Paybacks, Love.~
In fact, even though Daniel had lost a lot of blood at the time of the
injury, the wound hadn't been serious. His shoulder only gave him
twinges of pain, but he wasn't ready to let his soulmate off the hook
just yet.
The archaeologist continued, “We just have to, uh, take away his other
options.”
“Uh-huh. I assume you have a plan?” Jack asked. ~You
wouldn't be smirking at me like that, if you didn't.~
Daniel just stared at his lover for a moment, then said, “Of course,”
and smiled alluringly. “Ow,” he said as he leaned forward.
“Daniel.”
“Yes, Jack.”
“How long do you think it's going to be before you're completely
recovered?”
Thoughtfully, the younger man answered, “Could be ... months.”
Jack's face drew back into a regretful smile as he questioned, “You're
not going to let me forget this, are you?”
“Forget what, Jack?”
“That I ... you know.”
“You know?” Daniel repeated, raising his eyebrows, clearly meaning a
different 'you know' than Jack had just discussed.
Jack sighed, ~Nope, not going to let me forget.~ With a nod, he
asked, “Daniel, what's your plan?”
====
“That was just insane,” Jack commented as he and Daniel arrived home
from the SGC.
The lovers had spent a week at the Mountain during the lockdown, and
this was their first chance to go home.
“At least some good came out of it,” Daniel remarked.
“Yeah, Anubis is a popsicle,” Jack chuckled lightly, referring to the
outcome of the situation.
Having invaded Jack's body, Anubis had been about to go through the
Stargate when he had been confronted by the Russian Colonel
Vaselov. The Russian was dying, his immune system permanently
damaged due to the length of time Anubis had first inhabited his
body. Knowing he had only a short time to live, Vaselov offered
his own body as a vessel for Anubis. What the evil being didn't
know was that Sam had fooled him, changing the destination of the
planet Anubis thought he was going to, to one that was a chilly,
frostbitten wasteland. Almost from the second Vaselov had arrived
on the planet and the Stargate had shut down, Anubis and his host had
been frozen.
Once inside their house, Daniel hurried to the patio door and let in
Bijou and Katie, their two beautiful beagles.
“Gawd, I missed you.”
“I missed you runts, too,” Jack added.
“They're not runts,” the younger man refuted.
“Hey, they know I love them, don't ya, Girls?”
Bijou ran up to Daniel who had sat on the floor and sniffed his injured
shoulder, giving him a questioning look.
“It's not too bad, Bij. Jack shot me, but I'll survive,” Daniel
said, patting the beagle.
Almost as if she understood his words, Bijou turned and glared at Jack.
“Hey! He was shooting up the gate room! I had to shoot him
to save his life. Danny, help me out here,” Jack pleaded.
Daniel sighed, knowing he needed to admit the truth, and said, “He
probably did the right thing, Bij.”
“Probably? PROBABLY?” Jack asked incredulously.
Daniel smirked, “Go on, Girl. Make him feel better.”
With that, the mama beagle ran up to Jack, followed by Katie.
Jack lamented, “You don't think I wanted to shoot him, do ya?
Geez, I love the geek.”
~Reprieve time.~ Daniel heard the vulnerability in Jack's
voice. All joking aside, shooting one's soulmate is a traumatic
thing to have to do, so he smiled and said reassuringly, “You had to do
it, Jack.”
The lovers spent a good hour playing with their beagles. They
were grateful they had a good neighbor like Mrs. Valissi who they could
always count on to take care of the girls when work prevented them from
coming home.
“Danny, I'm going to order us a pizza.”
Daniel smiled, then got lost in thought as he etched out his plans in
his mind.
~Okay, O'Neill, time for some quality payback. You're mine for
two days, and I plan to make the most of them before we let the
lockdown and everything associated with it become nothing but
history. After all, My Love, I'm not mad, but I am going to get
even.~
“Daniel? Are you okay? You look ... intense,” Jack observed
a bit warily.
“Just thinking, that's all. Order Chinese.”
“Next time. I've been wanting extra cheese and all the trimmings
for days. Supreme with ...” Jack's words ceased. He
watched as Daniel grimaced and flinched his shoulder
dramatically. The young man raised his right hand to the wound
and pressed gently, letting a tiny “Ow” escape from his throat.
“Chinese?” Jack asked weakly.
“That would be great, Babe. Thank you,” Daniel replied with a
smile and then continued to play with the dogs, his shoulder wound
apparently not causing him any more pain.
~I am *so* in trouble,~ Jack thought as he watched his lover
suspiciously for a moment before heading for the phone.
**Yes, you are,** Daniel confirmed.
**Daniel, get out of my brain.**
**I love your brain,** the younger man teased.
**Geek.**
**Fly Boy.**
**I still want pizza,** Jack maintained.
**And I still want Chinese; it'll be easier on my shoulder.**
Jack put the phone down and stared at Daniel, asking incredulously,
“Easier on your shoulder?”
“Yeah, you know how heavy those pizza slices are,” Daniel said, trying
not to laugh at himself.
“Heavy? Daniel, you're ...”
“Ow. Oh, sorry, Jack. I moved too fast. What were you
going to say?”
Defeated, Jack groaned, “That I'm going to order Chinese now.”
“Thanks, Love.”
~Dead. I'm such dead meat.~
====
Daniel leaned back on the sofa. Behind him were two large
pillows. His feet were up, and he was happily devouring the last
of his Chinese dinner.
“Jack, Love, it's time for 'History's Mysteries'. Would you mind
turning on the television?”
“Daniel,” Jack said from his spot in his favorite chair, “the remote
control is right by you on the coffee table.”
“Yes, I know, but I'm so comfy. I'd have to fully sit up, and
besides, it would disturb Bij,” Daniel explained, looking at the
sleeping beagle that lay atop his lap.
“Right,” Jack responded, throwing down the newspaper, kicking his
ottoman away, putting his own box of Chinese food down, and getting up
to walk to the coffee table. He picked up the remote and turned
on the television to the appropriate channel. “Anything else,
Your Lordship?”
“Pepsi, please.”
“Pepsi?”
“I know we still have some,” Daniel pointed out. “I'm dying for a
Pepsi, Jack,” he said, wincing as he moved his shoulder.
“Right,” Jack said again, heading for the kitchen. ~I'm not in
trouble; I'm trapped in a friggin' nightmare.~
====
Daniel stretched from his position on the bed. His body arched as
he moved his arms and legs in an effort to wake up his body. His
shoulder was really much better now, and he was able to move it fairly
freely. Of course, that didn't mean he was quite ready to let his
lover off the hook for shooting him.
It was at that moment that Jack walked back into the bedroom. He
stared at his sexy soulmate, the southern part of his region beginning
to react to the younger man's actions.
“Danny, you do that again, and I'm going to ravish your body.”
“Promise?”
“Promise!”
Daniel stretched, accentuating his motions even more, and then enjoyed
a thorough morning ravishing by his husband.
====
“That's my favorite way to wake up,” Daniel chimed as the lovers
snuggled.
They had made love, taken a shower, and then decided to snuggle some
more.
“I'm fond of it myself,” Jack replied, kissing the middle of Daniel's
chest. “More than fond even.”
“Jack?”
“Yes, Babe?”
“I'm hungry.”
“For me or food?”
“Always for you, but, uh, actually, I was thinking breakfast.”
“Danny, have you looked at the clock? It's almost noon,” Jack
pointed out.
“I know, but I'd like a couple of waffles, and maybe even one of your
special omelets,” Daniel requested.
“For lunch?” Jack asked in disbelief.
“For breakfast.”
With a shrug, the older man agreed, “Okay, let's go.”
“Actually, I think I'll stay here and just ... relax.”
~Right.~ Jack gave an inward groan. He knew what this
was. Still, it was worth a try. “Why don't you come and
help me?”
“I was thinking breakfast in bed would be great. Don't forget
orange juice, freshly squeezed.”
“Freshly squeezed?” Jack asked, looking at Daniel as if the young man
had lost his mind.
“We have oranges in the refrigerator and a juicer. Use it.”
“Why don't you make it?”
“Ow!” Daniel responded, making a pained face, his head moving to the
left.
“Ow?”
“Shoulder. I was ...”
“Shot,” they said at the same time.
“Yes, you shot me.”
“I remember, Daniel.”
“Freshly squeezed, Jack.”
“Daniel, the only thing I liked freshly squeezed is my ...”
“Jack! We've done that ... and if you're good, we'll do it again,
but right now, I'm hungry, and ... ow ...” Daniel moved his shoulder,
creating the impression of being in great agony.
“Breakfast ...” Jack began.
“In bed,” Daniel completed.
After Jack got up and put on his sweats, he verified, “Waffles ...”
“And your special omelet,” Daniel reminded.
“Right,” Jack sighed and then headed for the door.
“And orange juice ...”
“Freshly squeezed,” both men spoke in unison.
~It's not a nightmare, it's slavery,~ Jack bemoaned.
====
“That was yummy. Thank you, Babe,” Daniel said, setting aside his
tray.
“I'm glad you liked it,” Jack smirked, feeling rather proud of the fact
that Daniel wasn't wearing the tray and its contents. In the past
twenty minutes, he'd been up and down the stairs several times.
~This isn't the way I want to exercise with Danny.~
“Babe, more juice, please.”
“Jack, I'd love another piece of bread.”
“Love, would you get me the pepper?”
Jack thought maybe he was in the clear, but then he heard his lover
call out to him yet again.
“Jack, would you bring me the newspaper?” Daniel requested.
“The newspaper?”
“Yeah, you know, that thing that comes rolled up, kills a plant every
day because the paper person can never hit the porch, has news ...
printed on paper -- the newspaper.”
“Daniel, you never read the newspaper upstairs.”
“But I want to ... today,” Daniel stated.
“In bed?” Jack asked emphatically.
Daniel smiled, then winced, moving his shoulder at just the right
moment.
“Right,” the older man said dryly, debating whether or not the
satisfaction of murder was worth the time in jail.
Jack shook his head and returned with the morning newspaper, throwing
it onto the bed.
“Take the rubber band off.”
“What?” Jack asked incredulously. ~No witnesses; I can arrange
that.~
“I have a paper cut; don't want to hurt it undoing the paper,” Daniel
spoke, sounding very much like an innocent child.
“A ... *paper cut*?” ~Any jury would understand.~
Daniel held up his finger to demonstrate, whining, “See.”
Jack picked up the paper and considered swatting Daniel with it.
Instead, he opened it and dramatically placed it on Daniel's lap.
“Anything else?” the older man asked.
“Hmmm, no.”
“Good,” Jack expressed in relief.
“Not until we leave for the museum,” Daniel stated.
“Museum? WHAT museum?”
“In Denver. There's an exhibit that ...” the archaeologist began.
“No way, Daniel; not today. I'm catching up on 'The Simpsons',”
the general insisted.
“You can ... catch up later,” Daniel suggested strongly.
“NO!”
“Ow!” Daniel said loudly, his face grimacing. He circled the
wound from the gunshot with his hand. “Still hurts,” he
exaggerated at the tiny twinge he had barely felt.
~Con artist,~ Jack sighed. “What time?”
“We leave in an hour,” Daniel smirked with a broadening grin.
“Right.”
Jack mumbled as he walked downstairs.
As his lover disappeared from his sight, Daniel chuckled and enjoyed
reading the newspaper in bed.
====
“Well, that was an intergalactic waste of ...” Jack stopped his mouth
from swallowing his foot as he saw the 'thou shalt be sleeping alone
tonight' stare being directed his way from his very sexy lover.
“... of ...” Jack looked around, desperately trying to think of
something, anything that would free him from the impending disaster
before him. “... of ... oh crap.”
Daniel folded his arms and silently walked towards the truck without
saying a word.
“Danny?” Jack called out, hurrying after him. “Daniel, I
meant ...”
“I know what you meant, Jack. Let's go.”
~Crap! Sometimes, O'Neill, you're mouth is bigger than your ...
nah.~
“Wrong direction,” Daniel said as Jack took a right turn on the first
main street.
“This is the way home.”
“We're not going home. We're going to an art show at the Hyatt,”
the younger man stated.
“Dan...” It wasn't Daniel's death glare this time, but another
painful look on the younger man's face, accompanied by massaging of his
wounded shoulder. “Art show.”
“At the Hyatt,” Daniel affirmed.
“Right,” Jack grumbled lightly. ~It's not slavery; it's
non-existence.~
====
“Jack ...”
Daniel wiggled his feet alluringly as he lay on the sofa.
“Toe cramp?”
“Would you massage my feet? We walked a lot today. They're
... tired.”
Normally, Jack would leap at such an invitation, but for the last
thirty-six hours, his life had been one “Jack, would you ...” after
another. Daniel was getting every ounce of payback he could for
Jack's shooting him in the shoulder, and they both knew it.
Still, Jack couldn't deny his lover, and for the next several hours, he
continued to be Daniel's slave.
====
Late that night, an hour or two after they had gone to bed, Daniel woke
up alone.
“He knows I *hate* this,” Daniel moaned to the air as he got up.
He put on his robe and went in search of his lover, finding him exactly
where he suspected Jack would be -- on the roof deck. ~Jack.~
The older man sat in one of the two chairs that were always on the
deck. He was leaning forward, his hands playing with a now-empty
beer bottle.
Daniel walked behind his soulmate's chair and wrapped his hands around
Jack's neck. He placed a kiss on his nape and another on his
temple. Then, gently, he pulled his lover back so that he was
sitting upright. Daniel began to massage Jack's shoulders.
After a few moments, Daniel spoke softly, “Thank you.”
Jack blinked, confused, and inquired, “Why are you thanking me?”
As his hands rubbed the length of Jack's shoulders, warming them as he
continued the massage, Daniel answered, “For shooting me.”
“You're thanking me for shooting you?”
With tenderness in his voice, Daniel spoke firmly, “Jack, during the
lockdown, I got the full story, and I saw the security tape showing
what happened in the gate room.”
Daniel felt Jack fidget and tense slightly, but his fingers held the
older man in place. He leaned forward and placed a lingering kiss
on top of Jack's head. Then he wrapped his arms around Jack
again, his hands reaching inside Jack's pajama top to caress and warm
the skin there.
“My Love, if you had waited one more second, Teal'c would have zatted
me a second time, and I'd be dead. If, by some miracle, he hadn't
fired, one of the SFs would have, and the result would be the same --
I'd be dead. And, if neither of those two situations occurred,
then you might be dead, or more of the SFs guarding the gate room might
have been injured, or even killed. This is important, Jack.
Your action stopped me from hurting others, and what I treasure, even
more than that, is that by shooting me, you prevented me from hurting
the most precious part of my life -- you.”
Daniel moved in front of Jack and knelt down on his haunches. He
took his lover's hands in his and held them, lovingly caressing them.
“Jack, you saved me, us, you, the SFs ... *you* saved all of us by
doing what you had to do, and,” Daniel smiled, “you shot me in the best
place you could have, where it would do the least amount of
damage. You did good.”
Jack snorted and said, “Shooting you is doing good?”
“In this circumstance, it's very good.”
“I shot you, Angel.”
“You had no choice,” Daniel refuted. Then he kissed the palms of
Jack's hands, and leaned his cheek into one of them. He caressed
his cheek against the palm, and repeated, “You had no choice.” He
kissed the tip of Jack's middle finger as he looked up and gazed into
Jack's eyes. “You saved us. I love you, so much, Jack, for
having the courage to do that. Look at me ... hear me ... I ...
*love* you.”
“Does that mean I can watch Homer tomorrow?”
Daniel chuckled, “We have to go to work tomorrow.”
“Oh. Hey, wait a minute, I'm the general. I don't have to
go to work if I don't want to.”
Daniel moved upward and kissed his husband, saying, “I wish we could
stay home for a week, or go to the cabin, or ... it doesn't matter,
just ... be together somewhere, but you're My General, General, and you
have a base to command.”
“Sometimes, I'm not sure I like this job,” Jack sighed.
“You make a great general,” Daniel opined.
“Danny, do you know what's happened during the first days of my
generaldom?”
Daniel smiled as he answered, “Transition, Babe. It just takes a
little time, and I'm sure General Hammond will say the same thing when
you talk to him about him in Washington.”
“How'd you know I was going to do that?” Jack asked.
“Because a part of you is still scared, and you want to know if the
general felt the same way during his first command. You respect
him, Jack, maybe more than you've respected any military officer in
your career. You wait -- he'll tell you his first days were a
nightmare, too.”
Jack looked at his lover with curiosity, suspecting that he knew
something that he didn't. Still, he'd find out when he met with
Hammond the next day and preferred to focus on other things for the
moment.
“I love you, Danny.”
“I love you, too. Let's go back to bed. I think I have
something ... to freshly squeeze,” Daniel said with a wink.
“Now you're talking,” Jack agreed, smiling at last. As they
reached the ladder, Jack stopped and faced his lover. “Danny,
does it really hurt?”
“No, only the first day and just a tad after that. I promise,
Jack, it doesn't hurt,” Daniel spoke honestly.
“I love you so friggin' much, Daniel.”
“Show me.”
Unable to wait any longer, they made love on the roof deck, each
warming the other to completion as they fused their bodies together.
====
“Daniel,” Jack asked as he helped his lover stand up after their love
fest.
“Yes, Babe?”
“Are you going to let me forget that little incident in the gate room
now?
“What incident?” Daniel questioned with a smile and then leaned in to
kiss his lover.
~Whew. Was starting to think he'd hold that against me forever.~
The couple again reached the ladder, and, this time, Daniel turned to
look at Jack.
“Jack?”
“Yes, Love?”
“Who shot me?”
With a smirk, Daniel climbed down the ladder.
~It *is* a friggin' nightmare ... and slavery, and blasted, it's not
fair. It's ... it's ... heaven. Every second with him is
heaven.~
“Hey, you staying up there, or ...”
“I'll take the 'or',” Jack quickly responded as he climbed down the
ladder, happy to be Daniel's slave for eternity.
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