Great Gobbly Gooks!
Author: Orrymain
Category: Slash, Drama, Romance, Established Relationship
Pairing: Jack/Daniel ... and it's all J/D
Rating: PG-13
Season: Beyond the Series - November 4, 2013
Spoilers: None
Size: 14kb, ficlet
Written: May 7,11,13, 2008
Summary: Little Danny's outing with a neighbor leads to an
unexpected surprise for Jack and Daniel and some Thanksgiving gobblers.
Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers -- not mine, wish they were,
especially Daniel, and Jack, too, but they aren't. A gal can
dream though!
Notes:
1) Silent, unspoken thoughts by various characters are indicated with ~
in front and behind them, such as ~Where am I?~
2) Thanks to my betas who always make my fics better: Melissa,
Tammy, Linda, Bernice, Keri!
Great Gobbly Gooks!
by Orrymain
“Hello, Turkeys!” Little Danny exclaimed happily.
“See that land over there?” Daniel asked, pointing to the acreage where
the turkeys were running free. “We just bought it, and we're
going to make it a turkey preservation area.”
“Careful, Boy. Turkeys can be,” the man began, trailing off when
the turkeys flocked to the youngster without any aggression,
“aggressive.”
“He's good with animals,” Calvin Miller told the man.
Little Danny was with the Miller family, who lived near the
Jackson-O'Neills, today while his parents and siblings were all off in
other directions and with other caregivers. Mitzi Miller was
running a few errands, and the two boys were accompanying her.
Right now, they were in the countryside as Mitzi visited with an old
friend for a few minutes.
As the boys watched the turkeys, Mitzi and the man talked. Close
by, another man was on the phone.
“Don't worry, Kit. These birds are gaining lots of weight ...
yeah, off with their heads and onto my Thanksgiving plate,” the man
cackled evilly, at least that's how it sounded in the child prodigy's
mind.
Little Danny's eyes widened, and he gasped, believing that he was
hearing the murder plans for the dozen turkeys who were in the holding
pin.
~Can't let them kill you,~ Little Danny said silently to his newfound
friends.
====
“The Spitfires home yet?” a weary Jack asked, stretching as he entered
the living room.
“Not yet,” Daniel answered, leaning in for a kiss and a quick hug from
his husband. “Actually, we're also still missing a ballet dancer,
a tomboy, and a middle Munchkin.
Jack laughed, just as he was besieged by two beagles.
“There's my girls!” the silver-haired man greeted
enthusiastically. “How about a quick game of fetch?”
“Woof!” times two was the eager answer, accompanied by vigorous tail
wagging.
“I'll be outside,” Jack stated. “Who's on dinner detail?” he
asked as he headed for the door.
“Jen and the aforementioned tomboy.”
“Cool,” Jack said, happy to not have to cook dinner tonight.
====
A bit later, Daniel was playing tickle monster on the sofa with JD,
while the television news was on in the background.
“Gotcha!” the archaeologist teased as JD giggled his delight.
“... and on the scene now with the story about the turkey caper is ...”
“Turkey caper?” Daniel laughed. “You're a turkey,” he said,
causing JD to laugh.
“Gobble, gobble, Daddy!” the not-quite-two-year-old replied excitedly.
Daniel glanced over at the screen and froze.
“I hate it when this happens,” the archaeologist spoke dryly.
“Jack! *Jack, come in here!*”
Precisely at the same time the scientist shouted, the phone rang.
“What's wrong?” Jack questioned as he ran in, the two dogs right on his
heels. He looked over at the TV and stared for a few seconds,
cocking his head and squinting as he focused in on the subject in the
center of the screen. “Daniel, why is your son on the TV?”
“I have no idea, but I don't think it's good,” Daniel responded as he
sat up, leaving JD on the sofa. “Wait a second. *My*
son? Jack!”
“Lil' Danny like turkeys,” JD spoke.
“But not for dinner,” Daniel sighed, finally answering the phone.
He listened, closing his eyes as he did so. “We'll be right
there.” He quickly dialed a number. “Sam ... you saw?
Yes, please.” Hanging up the phone, he added, “She's on her way.”
====
“Report,” Jack ordered a distraught Mitzi when he and his husband
arrived at the countryside location.
“Military habits never go away,” Daniel explained apologetically to
Mitzi. “What happened?”
“We were talking, and Calvin and Little Danny were playing with the
turkeys,” Mitzi answered. “The next thing I knew ...” She
stopped and looked around. “Calvin, come tell Jack and Daniel
what happened.”
The youngster hurried over to his mother and explained, “We heard a man
say he was gonna cut off their heads. Little Danny was real
sad. When Mommy and that man were talking, Little Danny sneaked
over to the gate and opened it.”
“All the turkeys escaped, and he won't leave the meadow,” Mitzi
expounded with regret. “He says he has to protect the turkeys.”
Daniel hung his head, shaking it, while Jack let out groan and tossed
his head back for a second.
“Flip you?” Jack asked eagerly, hoping to lose the coin toss.
“You know, Jack, this never ever would have happened if you hadn't
named that bird.”
“I know,” Jack sighed. “But he does eat turkey.”
“Barely. He's always suspicious. You're about to make our
son a vegetarian, and, let me point this out so it's crystal clear,
Jack. If Little Danny goes veggie, he'll convince the rest of the
brood to follow, and you know what that means.” A bit
threateningly, Daniel closed the small gap between him and his
lover. “No steaks, Jack -- none, ever! So, get a grip, and
stop naming the food!”
In a small huff, Daniel walked over to Mitzi's friend and said, “We'll
buy the birds. Can they roam that meadow out there?”
“Yes, it's wild.”
“You won't recapture them, if we buy them?” When the man scowled
slightly at the accusation, Daniel explained, “Listen, I'm sorry, but
you have to understand my son. I won't lie to him. He'll
defend those birds with all he has. If we buy the birds, and you
promise not to capture or kill them, I can end this quickly.
However, I should warn you. He's gonna want to come and visit
*his* birds.”
“Are you serious?” the man asked incredulously.
“Deathly,” Jack interjected, having walked over to join the
discussion. He pulled out his wallet in anticipation of making a
large pay out and asked, “Why don't we make a turkey preservation area?”
“How about a petting zoo?” Mitzi's friend suggested, thinking he might
be able to make some additional money off the deal.
“Preservation,” Jack insisted. “Our son won't like his birds
being on display.”
“Okay. I own that land. If you want to buy an acre, build
it up, and let the birds live there, I'll agree.”
“*Buy an acre!*” Jack groused, thinking that was way more land than the
birds needed.
“Sold. Pay the man,” Daniel ordered, looking at his husband.
“Daniel ...”
“Pay ... the man,” Daniel repeated with a glare worthy of any military
general and then heading for the open field where the young boy was
being interviewed by a woman reporter.
====
“The man said he was gonna cut off their heads and put them on his
plate. I couldn't let that happen,” Little Danny said.
“They're alive. They have feelings, too.”
“Uh, excuse me,” Daniel interrupted. “I'm his father, and I'd
like to talk to my son.”
“We're live on ...”
“Privately, please,” Daniel insisted, watching as the woman began to
walk away. “Uh, on second thought,” he said, motioning for the
reporter and cameraman to return. He kneeled down and began, “Son
...”
“Daddy, I didn't want to do anything bad, but that man was gonna kill
the turkeys,” Little Danny sniffled.
“I know, but guess what?”
“What?”
“My turkeys?” the sensitive youngster questioned excitedly.
“All yours, for as long as they live, and they will live full turkey
lives,” Daniel promised.
“They won't kill my birds?” Little Danny questioned, pointing over at
Mitzi's friend.

Daniel stood, motioning for the camera to pan over to the man, who
squirmed slightly. Understanding what was happening, Jack ushered
the man to the area where the live television interview was taking
place.
“My son would like your promise that nothing will happen to his birds,”
Daniel advised.
With the camera focused on him, the man pledged, “I've just sold the
land to these ...”
“To this boy,” Daniel corrected. “The land's his, and so are the
turkeys.”
The man nodded, saying, “Okay. It's going to be a place just for
birds.”
Little Danny jumped up and down excitedly and said, “We'll call it The
Turkey Place.”
“I have a better idea,” the reporter interrupted. “What's your
name?”
“Little Danny Jackson-O'Neill.”
“Okay. Why not call it The Little Danny Jackson-O'Neill Turkey
Sanctuary?” the woman suggested with a smile, becoming a part of the
story she was covering live on the news at six-thirty.
“Can we?” the middle Munchkin asked his fathers.
“Absolutely,” Daniel agreed.
“And I can come visit?”
Daniel gave the man a smirk and then answered, “Yes.”
Little Danny called out to the birds, “Turkeys, your heads are
safe! You won't be anyone's dinner now!”
Jack sighed, whispering to Mitzi, “I predict veggie pizza for
Thanksgiving this year.” As she laughed, the general whipped out
his cell phone and called the family's attorney. “Mark,
Jack. I have a rush turkey deal for you to handle.”
Little Danny took Daniel's hand, led him over to 'The Little Danny
Jackson-O'Neill Turkey Sanctuary', and asked, “Daddy, can we put a
fence all the way around so the turkeys will be safe from predators,
and build them a house, so they can have protection from the
weather, and ...”
For the next half-hour, with the reporter taking notes for a potential
follow-up story sometime in the future, the animal-loving boy and his
fathers planned how the sanctuary would be set up to protect Little
Danny's turkeys.
====
“Jonny! Ash! We own a turkey sanctuary!” Little Danny
called out, forgetting the no-running rule and hurrying into the house
to find his fellow Munchkins.
“This was crazy,” Jack opined.
“I hope you realize, Jack, that we aren't having turkey for
Thanksgiving; not this year, anyway.”
“Ham,” Jack suggested with a smile.
“Maybe,” Daniel responded.
“It goes with our son,” Jack chuckled, watching Little Danny be the
star attraction as he dramatically and happily filled in his brothers
and sisters on his big adventure.
Daniel cocked his head, quipping, “Ham for a ham.”
====
That night, Jack and Daniel were preparing for bed when they heard a
tiny knock on their bedroom door.
“I thought they were asleep,” Jack stated.
“Come in,” Daniel called out, smiling when he saw his namesake enter.
Holding out his piggy bank, Little Danny said, “I wanna pay for my
sanctuary. Is there enough in here?”
“Well, let's see,” Jack said, taking the piggy bank and putting it on
the bed. “Are you sure about this?”
Little Danny nodded, saying, “I bet it costs a lot, and I know you and
Daddy are gonna pay a lot, but I wanted to help. I bet what I
have will buy the land. There's a whole lot inside Piggy.”
Jack looked over at Daniel, who smiled and then joined his husband and
son on the bed.
“Start counting,” the archaeologist instructed.
--
“Daniel, this is a mint,” Jack said after he finished counting the
accumulated money.
“How much, Dad?” Little Danny asked enthusiastically about his nest egg.
“Eighty-nine dollars and fifty-two cents,” Jack answered. “You've
been saving a long time to have that much money.”
“That'll buy the land, won't it?”
“Every inch of it,” Daniel answered, reaching over to rub the side of
the boy's head. “We're very proud of you.”
“You're not mad at me? I know I let the turkeys out without
permission.”
“You were doing what you thought was right,” Daniel replied. “Uh,
we'd prefer it, though, if, in the future, you'd talk to Dad and me
first before ... liberating any ... creatures that you think are in ...
jeopardy.”
“I didn't know when they were gonna cut off their heads,” Little Danny
explained sincerely.
“We know,” Daniel acknowledged, smiling at the child.
The little boy hugged his parents, scooted off the bed, and headed back
to his own bedroom.
“You know, Danny, that boy may have your genius, but he doesn't have
the math gene.”
Daniel chuckled, “It takes a while to learn the value of a
dollar. If he starts thinking about it, he'll know. Today,
though, he was acting from his heart.”
“He has a big one,” Jack agreed.
“We're very lucky to have our children.”
“They are the best,” the older man replied. He leaned over for a
kiss and then asked, “Are you mad at me?”
“No, of course not. I'm just ... Babe, he cares, and one of these
days, we're gonna have to deal with it head on. I'm not sure what
your answer is gonna be when he asks you why a cow was killed so you
could charcoal the steaks or buy a Happy Meal at McDonald's. I'm
not talking right and wrong, I'm talking about what we're going to say
to our son.”
Jack nodded and stood to continue his preparation for bed.
“No ... response?” Daniel asked in surprise, watching his lover begin
to change clothes.
“I don't have one ... yet, but I'm workin' on it,” Jack answered.
“Danny ...”
Daniel smiled and headed for the door, locking it. It was time
for their own sanctuary, a connection of their bodies.
“Great gobbly gooks!” Jack exclaimed, seeing his naked lover's body.
“Gobble, gobble!” Daniel replied as the two started their foreplay.
It had been a day full of surprises, and now it would be a night full
of passion. Upon reflection, that meant life was good for Jack
and Daniel, and the turkeys of Colorado Springs.
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