Giggle Factory
Author: Orrymain
Category: Slash, Humor, Established Relationship
Pairing: Jack/Daniel ... and it's all J/D
Rating: PG-13
Season: Beyond the Series - May 2012
Spoilers: None
Size: 17kb, ficlet
Written: April 14-16,18,21-22, 2007
Summary: Jack and Daniel can't help but share some laughs in this
tale of silliness.
Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers -- not mine, wish they were,
especially Daniel, and Jack, too, but they aren't. A gal can
dream though!
Notes:
1) This story was inspired by the real life antics of Lil Bear.
2) Sometimes, Jack and Daniel speak almost telepathically. Their
“silent” words to each other are indicated by asterisks instead of
quotes, such as **Jack, we can't.**
3) Silent, unspoken thoughts by various characters are indicated with ~
in front and behind them, such as ~Where am I?~
4) Thanks to my betas who always make my fics better: Linda,
Sara, Jodi, Claudia!
Giggle Factory
by Orrymain
“What's so funny, Sweetie?” Daniel asked, walking into the small family
library where Chenoa was studying and working on her English lesson.
The seven-year-old shrugged, giggled, and made a comical expression.
“Just happy today?” Daniel asked, smiling.
“I was thinking about Dad losing to Lulu last night; that was funny,”
the little girl remarked, giggling again at the memory of Lulu
out-mastering their older father in a game of checkers. Jack had
actually attempted a 'triple king' setup, making it up as he went along
to try and help his cause. “Dad sure likes to make his own rules.”
“Uh, sometimes,” Daniel agreed.
“And when he lost, he lay on the floor, kicking his legs in the air,”
Chenoa giggled, remembering the whole family having gathered round,
laughing at Jack’s antics. “He looked like Bij and Katie when
they scratch their backs.”
“Yeah, I guess he did,” Daniel chuckled. “He did throw a little
... tantrum, too,” he acknowledged, laughing as he stood across from
where the child was seated. “How's your report coming? You know
it's due today,” he reminded.
Chenoa smiled. She knew she'd been goofing off a little and
procrastinating on doing the report, but she was eager and ready to
write it now.
“Piece of cake, Daddy,” Chenoa said confidently, grinning.
Daniel chuckled. The curly-haired blonde was in such a good mood
today, smiling and giggling almost non-stop.
“Need any help?”
Looking at the computer, Chenoa asked, “I don't remember which websites
you said I could use.”
“Okay, let's take a look,” the archaeologist spoke, walking around the
table and kneeling down beside his daughter. He called up the
bookmarks he'd helped her find a few days ago. “You can go to any
of these in this folder.”
“But I can't click on any of the links, right?”
“Right. Just use this. There's enough information on these
pages for you to do your homework,” Daniel stated.
“Thanks, Daddy,” Chenoa replied, still smiling.
Daniel checked his watch and said, “Okay, one hour, Noa, and then it's
time for your dance lesson.”
“'Kay,” the little girl acknowledged, her eyes focused on the computer
even as she laughed some more.
“What's so funny now?” Daniel asked, smiling again.
“This pop-up, Daddy!” the girl exclaimed, excitedly pointing at the
screen. “It says, ‘spinning around’. It reminds me of Bij
and Katie in the garden yesterday. They were both chasing their tails
and looked like two spinning tops. It was funny! Jonny and
I tried to do it, too, but we got dizzy and fell down.”
“Yeah, they love to do that,” Daniel agreed, quickly and quietly taking
the mouse and turning the pop-up blocker on, just in case something
inappropriate were to pop up on screen while Chenoa was on the
computer.
“Why don't Bij and Katie get dizzy?” Chenoa asked, looking up at Daniel
expectantly.
“You know, I don't know. You’ll have to ask Dad; he’s the doggie
expert,” Daniel replied, getting another giggle from the young
girl. ~She's so giggly today,~ he observed as he walked to the
door.
Chenoa interlocked her fingers together in a flexing motion, then
exclaimed happily, “Okay, Mister Essay, prepare to be written!”
Daniel immediately put his hand over his mouth to stifle his own
giggles and looked back for a moment, seeing Chenoa's bright
smile. Quickly, he moved away, finally breaking out into laughter
as he walked downstairs.
“What's so funny?” Jack asked, seeing his lover approaching.
“Noa. Gawd, it was funny.”
“Well, are you going to share?”
“Yeah, walk with me to the kitchen, and I'll tell you what
happened. I need coffee.” Daniel said, still giggling.
====
A few hours later, after returning from her dance lesson with Lulu,
Chenoa was again working on her report in the small library.
Daniel walked in, replacing a book he'd taken out earlier. He
smiled at Chenoa, who was busy listening to a retrospective on racing,
and started to walk out.
As Daniel reached the door, all of a sudden, Chenoa laughed, “Ricky
Ruuuuuuuudd.”
Daniel turned around and asked, “What?”
“Ricky Ruuuuuuuudd,” Chenoa giggled. “That's a funny name,
Daddy. Ricky Ruuuuuuuudd.”
“Uh, right,” Daniel replied, a small smile on his face. Shaking
his head, he thought, ~Who's Ricky Rudd?~
“Hey, Daddy, it rhymes with mud, too!” Chenoa called out
excitedly. Seeing her father's confused expression, she explained
in one very long sentence, barely pausing for breath: “It was funny,
Daddy. Little Danny and Jonny were in the garden yesterday, and
Little Danny was digging and said he was an arch'logist like you, and
he was excavating, and Jonny said he was protecting Little Danny from
the en'my, while he just played with rocks and mud, and Little Danny
said he was looking for art'facts. He said he found one, but
Jonny said he didn't. They were saying ‘Did', 'did not', 'did,
too', 'did not'.” She took a huge, gigantic breath, then laughed
excitedly, adding, “They sounded just like you and Dad.”
“I must have missed that one,” Daniel laughed as he imagined the
scene. ~But just hearing that makes me tired.~ He walked
over and gave Chenoa a hug, placing a kiss in her hair, too.
“Love you, Noa. You keep laughing, okay, Sweetie?”
“Okay, Daddy.”
====
A little while later, Chenoa giggled as she reviewed her report thus
far on the computer. As she sat, she fidgeted a bit in her chair.
Glancing covertly into the room, curious how the little girl was doing,
Jack grinned as his daughter sang to her work.
“When I think about rain, I think about singing. When I think
about singing ...” Chenoa sang cheerfully.
Chenoa had a good voice, though not as naturally talented as Aislinn,
but then Aislinn was the premier singer of the family. Still, it
was pleasant and in tune, and she sang with a happy spirit.
**Danny, do you think Noa might want to take singing lessons?** Jack
asked via the couple's non-verbal communication.
**Singing lessons? Uh, probably not, but ... why?**
**She's singing at the computer,** Jack stated.
**Oh, well, ask her.**
**I don't want to interrupt her now, but maybe we should later,** Jack
communicated, smiling one last time at the hardworking songstress.
“When I think about angels ...” Chenoa continued vocalizing. “I
think about Daddy,” she added, changing the lyrics and giggling,
knowing that her older father often called Daniel an angel.
~That was good.~ Jack peeked in, seeing Chenoa looking at
him. He smiled, replying, “I couldn't agree more,
Princess.” ~But I need to brush up on my covert skills; she knew
I was here.~
====
A couple of hours later, Jack went upstairs and walked into his lover's
den, asking, “Angel, how's it coming?”
“Just about done. I think we have a good shot at getting the
job,” Daniel commented. He swung his chair around to face his
Love, who was standing just inside the doorway of the den, and said,
“Three weeks in China, Jack. I wonder how the children would do
with that.”
“It would be a great experience,” Jack noted. “Did Noa give you
her report?”
The younger man glanced at the clock on his desk and answered, “No, not
yet, but she still has twenty minutes. Shall we go check on her
together?”
“Yeah.”
The couple went into the library, then to their daughter's room,
finding both empty. Their other children were all occupied in
their rooms or the playroom downstairs.
“Maybe she's practicing her dancing,” Daniel offered as the lovers
headed downstairs.
Having crossed through the kitchen, Jack and Daniel stopped in stunned
silence upon seeing the recreation room. There, in front of them,
was Chenoa, giggling happily at what she had created. She had
taken a large case of plastic cups and spread them all over the
room. The couple had bought the cups to take to a company
get-together, and these were the leftovers that hadn't yet been put
away.
Chenoa had lined up the cups everywhere. She'd made a cup house,
a cup racetrack, a cup pyramid, and a cup castle, not to mention
another big pile of cups that were in the middle of the floor.
Cups were also scattered randomly over the floor, just for the fun of
it.
“Noa? What are you doing?” Daniel asked curiously, once he'd
regained the use of his voice.
The little girl raised her arms, palms up, and said, “Playing,” as if
it was obvious.
“Uh, why are all the cups out?” the younger man asked as he approached
their daughter.
“Because!” Chenoa answered, giggling again.
“Makes sense to me, Danny,” Jack said as he pushed forward into the
room.
“Why ... why are all those cups in a big pile?” Daniel questioned,
pointing to the cup mound in the center of the room that didn't look
like anything at all to him.
“That's Cheyenne Mountain,” Chenoa informed her younger father with a
giggle.
“Yeah, Danny, isn't it obvious?” Jack teased as he walked away from the
younger man and sat down next to their daughter.
“What are *you* doing?” Daniel asked.
“Playing!” Jack exclaimed in the same tone Chenoa had used.
Enthusiastically, he suggested, “Noa, let's build a cup bird cage.”
“Okay!” Chenoa giggled.
~He *is* my oldest child,~ Daniel lamented, sitting down on the sofa to
watch the building of the cup cage. “It beats Ricky Whoever,” he
mumbled, not really intending for anyone to overhear.
“Ricky Ruuuuuuuudd,” Chenoa laughed.
“You know who Ricky Rudd is?” a surprised Jack asked.
“Ricky Ruuuuuuuudd, Dad!” the young girl answered. She shrugged,
saying, “He's some *really* old man with white hair.”
“That's ... informative,” Daniel laughed from the sofa.
**Danny, the guy’s only a few years younger than me.**
Daniel laughed a bit harder.
“Ricky Ruuuuuuuudd,” Chenoa giggled again.
“Ricky Ruuuuuuuudd!” Jack imitated as he tickled her.
~Yep, he's a child all right,~ Daniel thought wryly as he threw his
head back against the sofa.
====
“It's more fun to get them out than to pick them up,” Chenoa admitted
as she put the last of the cups back where they belonged.
“Oh, yeah,” Jack agreed, giving the little girl a pat on the
back. “Now, where's your report?”
“On your desk, in the study, Dad. I finished it on time,” Chenoa
answered, letting out yet another giggle.
**She's a giggle factory today, Jack.**
**Complaining?**
**No, but it's infectious,** Daniel replied, laughing out loud as they
headed for the study.
====
“Okay, what do we have here?” Jack asked, sitting down in his chair.
Daniel was leaning over his husband's shoulder, reading the
report. Chenoa sat on the comfortable sofa, laughing as she held
a white sofa pillow to her face and tried to make pillow impressions
with it. She laughed a bit harder, falling to her side on the
sofa and gripping the pillow to her aching belly.
Jack and Daniel both looked over, wondering what was so funny about a
pillow.
“What’s so funny now, Noa?” Jack queried.
“The pillow!” Chenoa managed to answer between giggles. In a
repeat of her earlier performance, she once again explained at
lightening speed, “It looked like a fluffy cloud, which reminded me of
when I was with Jen, Bri, Jenny, Ash, and Lulu the other day, and we
were all lying on the grass and looking at the sky and trying to see
shapes in the clouds, and I saw Bij, and Lulu said she could see a
bear, which she said looked like Dad, and Bri said she could see a
teepee. That’s a funny word, too, isn't it?”
**Geez, she's sounding a lot like you today, Angel. She hasn't
even taken a breath yet; and what does she mean -- a bear that looks
like me? ** Jack questioned.
**Grizzly bear, Babe!** Daniel replied, putting his arms around his
husband’s shoulders as they listened to the rest of Chenoa's tale.
“... and Ash said she could see a race car, and Jen said she could see
a blanket. How can a cloud look like a blanket?” Chenoa asked,
ending her story.
“Cloud cover,” Jack answered, pleased with his own quick wit.
Daniel groaned, while Chenoa gave her silver-haired father a doubtful
look.
“Right!” Jack began to read the report, saying random sentences
out loud, “'I love Jeff Gordon because he is a careful driver.'”
He smiled, opining, “That's a good start. 'He has blue eyes and
has nice dark shiny hair'.”
**Babe, calm down,** Daniel communicated having felt Jack stiffen.
**She's only seven! What is she doing noticing his eyes and
hair? The man could be her father!**
**Jack, it's just a report. Read!**
The older man grumbled, reading on about the race car driver, Jeff
Gordon -- 'Jeff Gordon's nicknames are Wonder Boy and Rainbow
Warrior'. “Wonder Boy.”
Chenoa giggled, watching her father grimace.
**I'll take his wonder away,** the protective father groused.
**Jack, we don't even know Jeff Gordon. She's not that big of a
racing fan, not like the Munchkins. She's just seen him on TV,
and she thinks he's cute. Get over it.**
Jack laughed, realizing his lover was right. He tilted his head
back, and Daniel leaned down for a brief kiss.
When the parents finished reading the report, they talked to Chenoa
about her paper. They pointed out that she had a lot of facts
about the famous driver and explained that it could be improved a
little with more emotion and commentary. Then they gave her a new
assignment that would be due on another date, so she could resubmit the
report from a different angle.
The little tap dancer giggled her acceptance of the challenge and vowed
to make her parents proud.
====
“Ready for bed?” Daniel asked Chenoa as he made his rounds that
night. Looking around the room, he asked, “And where's your
sister?”
“She's in the bathroom,” the little girl answered as she stood by her
closet. “Daddy, I need new shoes.”
“What?” Daniel asked, walking over to stand near the girl and looking
into her closet with a confused expression on his face. “Sweetie,
you have eight pairs of shoes in there.”
Chenoa sighed, put her hands on her hips, and, with all the feminine
attitude she could muster, responded, “They're shoes.” She stared
at her clueless father for a full five seconds, tapping her foot.
“I'm a girl,” she added with sparkling eyes, as if she shouldn't have
to say another word. She did, however, speak again, instructing,
“Do the math.”
~Gawd.~ Daniel let out a tiny snort before managing to suppress
his laugh. Kneeling down, he said, “Listen, Little Miss Diva,
eight pairs of shoes for a girl your age is sufficient for now.
If you have a *real* need for a new pair, let Dad and me know.”
“Okay,” Chenoa said, releasing a giggle. “But I like shoes,” she
added, laughing even louder. “And Jen said you can never have too
many pairs of shoes.”
“We'll remember that,” Daniel chuckled. ~Thanks, Jen.~
“Into bed.”
====
“She's still laughing, Jack,” Daniel reported as he walked into their
bedroom after having completed his nightly check on their children.
“Well, you know what they say, Love. A laugh a day keeps the
doctor away,” Jack responded.
“That's an apple,” Daniel corrected.
“Laughter is good for the soul, and it makes me feel good to hear her
laugh like that,” Jack stated, suddenly speaking seriously.
“Yeah, I know what you mean. She was just happy to be ... happy
today. It was nice.”
“Speaking of nice ...” Jack said, tapping Daniel's side of the bed
invitingly.
“Oh. Yeah, nice ... definitely nice,” the younger man laughed,
feeling quite happy himself as he joined his lover for a 'healthy'
coupling, feeding their souls and strengthening their nation of two.
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